Funny Template Jokes

Software Engineers

1. I have a joke on selection sort, but it will take a lot of time to tell it
2. I have a joke on Djkstra's algorithm, but I am finding the shortest path to tell it
3. I have a joke on Dynamic Programming, but I forgot to memorize it

Society

1. I have a joke on universal healthcare, but not everyone will get it
2. I have a joke on Covid, but I dont want anyone to get it
3. I have a joke on trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it